Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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