Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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