You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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