The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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