Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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