oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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