I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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