fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Your cock deserves a montage
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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