WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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