More tranny stories later!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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