I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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