so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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