Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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