i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
did you just send me my own nude
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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