My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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