we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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