I'm really into asian looking animals
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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