Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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