And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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