i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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