is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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