Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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