I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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