Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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