I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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