No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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