Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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