all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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