He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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