I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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