i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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