I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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