Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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