No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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