im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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