she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
His hands were made for my vagina.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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