Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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