kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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