I don't think brook has ever known best
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
