Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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