Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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