why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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