dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm like, not good at living.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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