How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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