plz talk dirty to me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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