She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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