I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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