It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
