So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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