marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
be right there i have to get my cape
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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